Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Princess?
Does this toy really make sense? I guess it could work for Cinderella?
"Princess Vacuum Play Set with Lights & Sound features swirling glitter to help her keep the castle sparkling. Belle, Cinderella and Aurora give our Disney princess play vacuum an air of royal glamour. Imported."
Royal Glamour? Maybe that is what I need to motivate cleaning. Royal Glamour.
"Princess Vacuum Play Set with Lights & Sound features swirling glitter to help her keep the castle sparkling. Belle, Cinderella and Aurora give our Disney princess play vacuum an air of royal glamour. Imported."
Royal Glamour? Maybe that is what I need to motivate cleaning. Royal Glamour.
Friday, October 31, 2008
How do you spell...
I have two roommates that are school teachers and they were telling some awesome stories about kids in their classes.
In a kindergarten class, the teacher had asked all the kids to draw some pictures of what they like. One little boy starting writing SEX all over his paper. The word was everywhere all over the paper. Naturally, the teacher was concerned. She pulled the little boy aside and asked him why he "drew" what he did. He said "Oh it's all I ever think about. I think about it when I go to sleep, I think about it when I wake up. I am just so excited about it! I can't stop thinking about it!" The teacher was very concerned at this point and started asking some more questions to see if she could get an answer. The little boy then said "It's just that I am so excited to turn SIX next week!"
One day a little boy raised his hand and asked the student teacher, "How do you spell penis?" The teacher was concerned and went to ask the teacher if it was appropriate to tell him how to spell that word. The teacher then got up and went to ask the little boy why he wanted to know how to spell that word. He said, "Well, I already know how to spell happy, but I was to spell happiness."
In a kindergarten class, the teacher had asked all the kids to draw some pictures of what they like. One little boy starting writing SEX all over his paper. The word was everywhere all over the paper. Naturally, the teacher was concerned. She pulled the little boy aside and asked him why he "drew" what he did. He said "Oh it's all I ever think about. I think about it when I go to sleep, I think about it when I wake up. I am just so excited about it! I can't stop thinking about it!" The teacher was very concerned at this point and started asking some more questions to see if she could get an answer. The little boy then said "It's just that I am so excited to turn SIX next week!"
One day a little boy raised his hand and asked the student teacher, "How do you spell penis?" The teacher was concerned and went to ask the teacher if it was appropriate to tell him how to spell that word. The teacher then got up and went to ask the little boy why he wanted to know how to spell that word. He said, "Well, I already know how to spell happy, but I was to spell happiness."
Friday, October 17, 2008
You're Kidding, Right?
I have two questions.
#1 WHY are THESE necessary?
#2 WHY didn't they make them when I was starting out?
#1 WHY are THESE necessary?
#2 WHY didn't they make them when I was starting out?
Thursday, October 16, 2008
IPods
Yesterday, Dad (Deedah) bought me (Darney) a little IPod shuffle. I put all the songs I "can't live without" on it. (Even though I have lived without these songs for years and years.) I have become addicted. Last night I read my scriptures, said my prayers.... jumped into bed and put the ear phones in my ears. Ahhhh! The Osmonds album called The Plan was playing. I fell asleep to music about the Plan of Salvation. Then, I woke up and listened to John Denver smooth away all my stress. I found out yesterday that Kimberly does not own an IPod. Now I know why she grinds her teeth. She needs some John Denver!
I am constantly trying to scream loud enough for Jeff to hear me over the music playing in his ears with his IPod. When Jed got his, I called him a "teenager" because I had to scream to get his attention.
Now.... I am the one they are screaming at. And guess what? I have discovered something. I think they really COULD hear me. They were pretending they couldn't hear me because they had the earphones in their ears. I can kind of hear them when they call me. I think I was officially being ignored. Hahaha! And... now I have an ignoring device of my own.
Kimberly. You need to get one of these. How many people do you want to ignore? Jamie perhaps?
I am constantly trying to scream loud enough for Jeff to hear me over the music playing in his ears with his IPod. When Jed got his, I called him a "teenager" because I had to scream to get his attention.
Now.... I am the one they are screaming at. And guess what? I have discovered something. I think they really COULD hear me. They were pretending they couldn't hear me because they had the earphones in their ears. I can kind of hear them when they call me. I think I was officially being ignored. Hahaha! And... now I have an ignoring device of my own.
Kimberly. You need to get one of these. How many people do you want to ignore? Jamie perhaps?
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
You Probably Think This Song Is About You!
WHY do I have my best hair days on days that I am exhausted and REALLY want to take a nap? My hair gets totally smashed and I have bed head when I take a nap!
Life is so unfair.
Life is so unfair.
Monday, October 13, 2008
From Chad
Hey your thinking about me! I actually was invited over by the branch pres. on saturday for an early thankgiving . That was really fun. Thanksgiving is truley better like this because then it is not so close to Christmas. We also got alot of food from members this sunday to take home to the point that we barely have to go shopping, it's great! I know that your husband went to Brazil so I want you to tell him a stat that I just had for this last week and see how he thinks about it, knowing that Brazilian people walk around in white clothing asking people if they have the authority to baptise. This last week my companion and I got all zeros instead of four lessons with less actives. Ha ha ha I never thought that that could happen. Rough week I thought your husband might enjoy that. Well I love you and your family tooooooo
Friday, October 3, 2008
Where's the band????
WHERE'S THE BAND????
I guess our "funny" family is not feeling very funny lately. We all need a good laugh. Who has a good joke?
I guess our "funny" family is not feeling very funny lately. We all need a good laugh. Who has a good joke?
Friday, September 26, 2008
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