The Mother's Curse

I always wondered if the Mother's Curse would be satisfying. I love my kids so much, why would I want them to endure any pain and suffering. Well... I have come to realize after many years of growth and maturity that the Mother's curse is not everything it is hyped up to be. I really thought it would be different. IT IS GREAT! Better than I imagined. It cracks me up. I laugh myself to sleep watching my kids (just one kid so far) kids doing everything I cursed Amy that they would do! BWWWHAHHHAHHAA! Yes, I am inherently evil. But then... I was given the Mother's Curse.